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A proclamation

Posted by – December 4, 2008

Town Crier on the steps of Rye Town Hall
A PROCLAMATION (socom16)

Upon this Nineteenth Day of April, Two-thousand and Eight Years A.D.,

We The People, Do Hereby Declare and Proclaim Ourselves;
To Be in Agreement with the Spirit, Meaning and Intent of the Constitution which Established the Republic Acknowledged as that of These United States, and In General with the Spirit, Meaning and Intent of Constitutions Having Established Our Respective States within the Union.
We the People, Do Hereby Declare and Proclaim Ourselves;
To Be Peaceful and Law-abiding American Citizens and Hold every Honest Intent to Assent, Abide and Bind Ourselves to;
All Constitutionally-Permissible, Just and Rightfully-Enacted Laws.

In Honor of and Having Respect for, Those Patriots who Responded to the Crisis which Occurred on the 19th day of April in 1775;
In Honor of and Having Respect For, Those Righteous Persons who Sacrificed All Which They Had to Cause Tyranny and Despotism to Be Abolished;
In Honor of and Having Respect for, Those who Courageously and Brilliantly Brought Forth from the Articles of Confederation a System of Government by Consent of The People;
A System which Separated the Powers Within and Limited those Powers Afforded to the New General Government;
In Honor of and Having Respect for, Those Who Sacrificed and Died, those now Passed Away, Those who Served and those Now In Service Defending Our Nation from Our Enemies

We The People, as Self-Governing, Self-Regulating and Responsible American Citizens, Do Hereby Issue to All Federal, State and Local Governments;
All Branches, Agencies, Agents, Authorities, Officials and Representatives of The People Thereof and Therein,
An Order To;
Cease and Desist from Any and All Further Attempts to Infringe Upon the GOD-Given and Common-law Right of the People to Keep and Bear Arms.

As Any and All Governments within these United States Derive their Just Powers Only From The People; and
Continue to Govern Only In Accordance With the Will, By the Grace and With the Consent of The People;
We the Independent, Peaceful and Intentionally Law-Abiding American Citizens Residing as Members of the Whole Body of The People;
Do Declare and Proclaim by All which We Hold to Be Morally Right, Just and Consistent with Individual Rights Endowed Upon Each Person by Their CREATOR;
Not In Any Way Granted or Afforded by Any Lesser Authority;
In Accordance with our Moral Obligations and Duty to Ourselves, Other Citizens, State and Nation;
WE THE PEOPLE WILL NOT EVER RELINQUISH OUR RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS.
As Testament To and In Accordance With Our Will;
We The People Do Hereby Declare and Issue This PROCLAMATION.
As It Has Been Said, So It Shall Be.

Anonymous

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 11:29 PM

Hear ye! Hear ye! My Comment Is Rambling; And In Honor Of Being Off-Topic! As Has Been Said, So it Shall Be Randomly Capitalized!

The Speed Troll

Posted by – December 4, 2008

This guy gets his own page. He follows up his own comments with comments. All of these comments came from the same thread, many of them just minutes apart. None of these comments are really coherent, but there sure is a lot of them.

LIFE-PRESERVERTim (timjenkin)

I’ll tell you.
Even though I know you donot want to hear it.

You have No sense of self-preservation.
Your thinking is reaction to emotion, rather than Logical action to necessity.

You are controlled by Your own emotion, rather than your ability to reason.
You want to React, you donot want to Act upon.

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 7:06 AM

Day 272: SignsTim (timjenkin)

LOL. No, the point I was trying to make to you, MG. Is your flawed thinking.
Once again your own blind emotion spews forth.
Because you cannot concede to your own illegitmate logic.

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 4:28 PM

Hey! My logic’s parents were married!

BaileyTim (timjenkin)

But you know it all, right, MG?
Cannot teach this Dog any new tricks.

MG screams the Elders are fools.

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 4:34 PM

crone
Tim (timjenkin)

Oh Course? The Younger these days, have No respect for their elders. Not many of them anyway.

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 4:42 PM

83-365 - 3/23/08  ScrewedTim (timjenkin)

MG? You have not 1 clue as to what you are talking about.
You say you worry that the Militia will come about in action.
Then Say we are dangerous.
Then tell us we should do exactlly what you donot want us too.
And Only then we prove our legitimacy?

Hahahahahahahaha!
Who’s screwed up?

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 4:46 PM

Stop Stopping!
Tim (timjenkin)

MG? You are a walking contradiction.

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 5:14 PM

big basketTim (timjenkin)
MostlyGenius December 3rd, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Tim:
I deleted all the other comments you made. I will answer this one because it is very simple, I’ll even punctuate it like you do:

The 3 percenters seem to believe that they are the new Minutemen.
MBV and folks like you are very good at internetting a good battle against tyranny.
But aren’t actually fighting.

RE: Oh well? Sorry we cannot fullfill your Bloodbasket needs, at this time.
The Milita is a defensie tool. Not an offensive one.
And will naturally come about as it is trully needed. Not by your wishful idealising.

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 5:18 PM

Bloodbasket? Is that anything like a soup sandwich?

Patience
Tim (timjenkin)

MG doesn’t understand that………….Patience is a Virtue.
He dosn’t understand that the Milita on the Internet/Country, is already Mustering by communication of facts relative to our governments actions.
You donot go after the Armed Gun man, robbing/murderer, until he commits the crime first.
And as for a Nation?
It must be in the contexted. That the entire Nation can see it as such.
Otherwise there is no point in going to battle.

From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/03 at 6:02 PM

I´m just a girl in the worldKMA (timjenkin)
Ur an a- – -hole. Like? As Big as they come.
From More 3 Percenter Nonsense, 2008/12/04 at 5:46 AM

Like? Thanks for sharing.